There’s nothing quite like the enjoyment of a great shitty movie. They provide us with entertainment, education and above all a smug sense of superiority. It’s like reality tv but less hate-inducing. If you think you know the best shitty movie of all time, please inform us; we’ll slap it against the shit scale and see how it holds together. We pledge that our opinions, like our feces, will always be firm and come straight out of our asses.